my sister made me make up 2 poems on the spot, or, im a little bit perverted.

i wunce had a sisser namer kayweee,
she was fuuny but in a good way.
won day i said, Kayweee babyy,
lets wear our bathing suits ALL DAY!!!

How dare you suggest that dear cc,
we do that and just you watch...
we will get excellent tan lines,
but get an itchy crotch.

[would you actually? i just made that up.]

my lovely blonde sister named kayle,
she is pretty and boys love to stare.
is it her really hot body?
is gorgeous lonng silky blonde Hair?

im so envious of her sense of humor.
shes funnier that you thats a fact.
but even better than her looks or personality,
shes never even been macked.

[meaning youve never kissed a boy before.]

3x3

internets:

google chrome- i was so skeptical of you, but now, i love you.

tumblr- i love you. i was never skeptical. you won me over like a lovesick little girl.

facebook-we have such a love/hate relationship. i want to dump you soooo bad. but you sweet talk me back. this reminds me of every bad relationship i get in...

school:

polisci-why are you doing this to me. we were in love

jews- after this class im frustrated with you. only because im doing so terrible in it and im confused. sorry melissa trupp.

teacher i have for 2 classes-cluster cuss.

people:

kyle challis-thank you for being such a good friend to me.

ashleymbright-"big brown beautiful eyes"

mom-iloveyouendofstory.

ode to deodorant.

i just started to make a rhyme about how i was twenty two.

and half way into it i realized i was only twenty one.

which was a little strange, and now im feeling weird because i just lied to myself about my age. anywayyyy,

once i was twenty one,
and i really liked getting things done.

i like to make crafts and art,
and google things that rhyme with heart.

and one day while i was at my house,
i made some crepes and listened to some modest mouse.

then i texted and dreamed,
of something happy and rather love themed.

am i serious? probably.

time travel, dear, is impossible. Because if you went back to when you were younger, then there would be two of you. Then, you could prove it to me.

otherwise you are false.

ok... i googled time travellers. and there are some. but i want proof!

and then the earth does not end in 2012 and john cusack lied to me.

i had to do it for myself.

hi,

guess what.

im freeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3

and as cute as this little boy. :D lolzzz

its like forgetting the words to your favorite song.

thank you, regina, for providing me with ultimately the best soundtrack of november.

things i like.

1. singing
2. sleeping a lot
3. a really good sandwich
4. intern3t tvssss
5. when my friends notice i need help.
6. finding my phone charger
7. summer and seth the unicorn couple.
8. my hair
9. no snow
10. when days dont suck

and since i havent blogged in a while i thought i would make this a little longer than usual and tell a story. but then i couldnt think of anything remotely funny- or that anyone else would think is funny, so ill save that for a blog another time soon. untill then, im going to stay boring and uneventful. and disappoint anyone who ever thought i was a funny blogger. also im quitting the bad words. so, cheer me on.