cabbage

i have discovered the secret to job interviews.

i have always thought i was GREAT at interviews. i talked as slow as i possibly could, said really logical things, and acted really mature.

and never got the job.

so.... it turns out...

if you talk in circles really fast and say a bunch of things that dont super[ly] make sense, they dont question you and just give you the job.

either because they think you are really smart, or because they are scared of you.

or desperate.

anyway. so much for talking slow, im just talking fast fasttttt fasstttt from now on.

jokes. oh yeah, and i totally just blogged again. yeah, i know.

Hi, and Bye.

I swore off blogging/er/spot/ whatever.
But then I caved in.
i caaaaaved innn.

Jk i didnt. I am so over blogging. but im still tumblring.
http://christenelovesinternets.tumblr.com
so if you wanna see lame things i post and blurbs [hahaha blurb] of odd thoughts, that is your place. Im going to keep my ideas private for now. but maybe in the future i will blog again.

maybe when im a mom and want to share all my meals and baby puke stories.
[ha notttt]

ksee ya!


and maybe ill keep blogstalking you, and maybe i WONT.