im a mystery. or not.

this could be potentially so funny

http://www.formspring.me/itischristene

just when you think a boy's facial hair cant get any uglier... [yeah you!! jk]

dealbreakers.

goatees.

soul patches.

also,

FJ cruisers.

oh how i hate those things.

revolutionary students union.

"are you communist?"

no.

"why not."

i almost said, im a socialist.

[which they would have equally been pleased with.]

either the communists are too smart for me, or i just am bad at explaining questions.

all i wanted to know was how the idea of socialism has effected or caused new ideas, or who's ideals of socialism have made more radical effects. for example. there was a socialist who took his ideas and made a new theory based on socialism but more effective. rather simple, because i think that there is more than one person who effectively twisted socialism into his own theories.

i just wanted to hear a revolutionist tell me their own views on this, whether i knew it or not, and they were just getting annoyed with me and my bad wording of questions.

i bet they were thinking- omg this wanna be blonde has no clue what she is talking about and i hope she never comes to our club. i really did make a fool of myself. ii just wanted to have a conversation with someone who was not a ultra conservative Uta[rd. sorry.] And i was not just talking to them because i had a crush on the boy who doesnt really know how to explain much or what political category he belongs to but knows he is not going to school and hates capitalism.

either way, they gave me a rad pin.

viva socialism!

thank you universe

i was sitting there. waiting for my windshield to be brand new. i was wearing some terrible outfit of too tight old jeans and a boy t-shirt. I had no makeup on and had wet messy hair. I was looking like a real gem. then the APEX boys started hitting on me. These boys never fail to get some flirts in. Doesnt matter if you look like a boy or fail to have good hygiene. They are salesmen.

"So... are you Polish?"

Polish?

"Or Russian?"

Um....

"where are you from?"

oh. california.

"..."

sometimes people think im Korean.

"i would buy that."

im from Switzerland.

"really??"

no. im from california.

"oh."

and the conversation continues.

"so, you like 18?"

"you go to schoool?"

and then it came.

"we work for APEX"

[he was there with his chunky mexican friend.]

oh. oh. gross.

[yes i admit it, i told them they were gross.]

"GROSS? why we gross?"

[the mexi speaking is in red]

uh, because you guys are all the same.

"you stereotyping me??!"

actually yes. yes i am.

"i work hard for what i have, i work hard for these true religions."

quiet laugh.

[he was actually wearing true religions in the most terrible light shade.]

yaaaaa, you are different. Nothing like those douches.

then he grinned.

and showed me this youtube video on his Iphone.

"You talking about people like this?? Ya, they ARE funny."

Yes, yes you are.

TWILIGHTTTTTT FTWWWW!!!

after putting myself through 2 hours of bella and jacob and edward, im going to put aside all my hip and cool jeans and say i totally team with jacob. i cant deny it. first of all. hes brown. which gives him like a thousand points. and bella disssed him. so two thousand points. and then. hes a wolf. and i like 3 wolf moon shirts, so three thousand points. all edward has is the advantage of everyone knowing he is going to win and sparkly skin. i like sparkles. maybe.

then i remembered it was a ridiculous tween novel and i said,

why the #^$& do i care?

oh ill tell you why.

BECAUSE TAYLOR LAUTNERR IS A HOTTTIEEEEEEEEE
MMMMMBOYYYYY

[omg that iz 4 surioussssss.]

plz&thxkbyeeeeeeee

furrealz

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