a blog in which i name drop. A LOT.

i am going to tell you all my crushes for as long as i remember. because right now that sounds really funny.

maybe not funny not a 3:30 am

[p.s. i have had more crushes than this, but these are the ones that were the most memorable ]

Christoper. K-3rd grade.

Alex. 4th grade- 21 years old. early 21, mind you.

Curtis, Paul, and every other boy in 6th grade

James. in 7th grade wanted to go out with me but i said no. what was i thinking?!!? i liked him...

Jesse. he was so dreamy. i wouldnt wear a sweatshirt to school because i knew he would always let me wear his.

Josh was a senior and let me wear his lettermans jacket. he was on the water polo team.

Jordan, was in middle school and i was in high school. [well i would have been in middle school if i lived in utahhhs...]

John was my first wild boy crush and my first huge heartbreak. damn you, john bell.

Logan was the first boy i ever held hands with.

Spencer, bless your heart if you read this, i was in love with you. you were so asian.

Stephen will forever be the boy of my dreams and i owe a lot of the way i think to him. he probably has no clue about this. that is embarrassing. he was also exceptionally handsome.

Mystery Facebook boy, i know your name but i refuse to admit it. I talked to you at the library one time. You were my first hipster crush.

Daren- and then we got engaged years later, then you married a girl ] very soon after i dumped you. someone wanted to get married.

Cody was black and i liked him. we met at a byu dance. i did not just admit that.

i really cant remember any names of crushes from mid 2007 to mid 2008....

Kenton had earrings and tattoos.

Brennan was and forever will be probably the biggest joke of my dating life.

Matt let me kiss him at his california mansion, but not really because i have never kissed a boy before.

and now we are to april 2010. and i have a crush on evvverryyy boyyyyy

i hope i did not forget you.

i cant believe i just said all that.

and then here is my celebrity crush because everyone knows how much i want to date the not celebrity version of michael cera.

who needs $k00l

I hate school. I hate papers. And I don’t think my intelligence should be measured on whether I can please some teacher with idiotic papers and memorizing facts. I feel more stupid because of school. I have learned how to bill $|-|!+ my way out of papers, and cram facts into my head for tests, only to forget the information as fast as I remembered it.

Thank you college for providing me with the tools for a bright and useful future.

im a mystery. or not.

this could be potentially so funny

http://www.formspring.me/itischristene

just when you think a boy's facial hair cant get any uglier... [yeah you!! jk]

dealbreakers.

goatees.

soul patches.

also,

FJ cruisers.

oh how i hate those things.

revolutionary students union.

"are you communist?"

no.

"why not."

i almost said, im a socialist.

[which they would have equally been pleased with.]

either the communists are too smart for me, or i just am bad at explaining questions.

all i wanted to know was how the idea of socialism has effected or caused new ideas, or who's ideals of socialism have made more radical effects. for example. there was a socialist who took his ideas and made a new theory based on socialism but more effective. rather simple, because i think that there is more than one person who effectively twisted socialism into his own theories.

i just wanted to hear a revolutionist tell me their own views on this, whether i knew it or not, and they were just getting annoyed with me and my bad wording of questions.

i bet they were thinking- omg this wanna be blonde has no clue what she is talking about and i hope she never comes to our club. i really did make a fool of myself. ii just wanted to have a conversation with someone who was not a ultra conservative Uta[rd. sorry.] And i was not just talking to them because i had a crush on the boy who doesnt really know how to explain much or what political category he belongs to but knows he is not going to school and hates capitalism.

either way, they gave me a rad pin.

viva socialism!

thank you universe

i was sitting there. waiting for my windshield to be brand new. i was wearing some terrible outfit of too tight old jeans and a boy t-shirt. I had no makeup on and had wet messy hair. I was looking like a real gem. then the APEX boys started hitting on me. These boys never fail to get some flirts in. Doesnt matter if you look like a boy or fail to have good hygiene. They are salesmen.

"So... are you Polish?"

Polish?

"Or Russian?"

Um....

"where are you from?"

oh. california.

"..."

sometimes people think im Korean.

"i would buy that."

im from Switzerland.

"really??"

no. im from california.

"oh."

and the conversation continues.

"so, you like 18?"

"you go to schoool?"

and then it came.

"we work for APEX"

[he was there with his chunky mexican friend.]

oh. oh. gross.

[yes i admit it, i told them they were gross.]

"GROSS? why we gross?"

[the mexi speaking is in red]

uh, because you guys are all the same.

"you stereotyping me??!"

actually yes. yes i am.

"i work hard for what i have, i work hard for these true religions."

quiet laugh.

[he was actually wearing true religions in the most terrible light shade.]

yaaaaa, you are different. Nothing like those douches.

then he grinned.

and showed me this youtube video on his Iphone.

"You talking about people like this?? Ya, they ARE funny."

Yes, yes you are.

TWILIGHTTTTTT FTWWWW!!!

after putting myself through 2 hours of bella and jacob and edward, im going to put aside all my hip and cool jeans and say i totally team with jacob. i cant deny it. first of all. hes brown. which gives him like a thousand points. and bella disssed him. so two thousand points. and then. hes a wolf. and i like 3 wolf moon shirts, so three thousand points. all edward has is the advantage of everyone knowing he is going to win and sparkly skin. i like sparkles. maybe.

then i remembered it was a ridiculous tween novel and i said,

why the #^$& do i care?

oh ill tell you why.

BECAUSE TAYLOR LAUTNERR IS A HOTTTIEEEEEEEEE
MMMMMBOYYYYY

[omg that iz 4 surioussssss.]

plz&thxkbyeeeeeeee