thank you universe

i was sitting there. waiting for my windshield to be brand new. i was wearing some terrible outfit of too tight old jeans and a boy t-shirt. I had no makeup on and had wet messy hair. I was looking like a real gem. then the APEX boys started hitting on me. These boys never fail to get some flirts in. Doesnt matter if you look like a boy or fail to have good hygiene. They are salesmen.

"So... are you Polish?"

Polish?

"Or Russian?"

Um....

"where are you from?"

oh. california.

"..."

sometimes people think im Korean.

"i would buy that."

im from Switzerland.

"really??"

no. im from california.

"oh."

and the conversation continues.

"so, you like 18?"

"you go to schoool?"

and then it came.

"we work for APEX"

[he was there with his chunky mexican friend.]

oh. oh. gross.

[yes i admit it, i told them they were gross.]

"GROSS? why we gross?"

[the mexi speaking is in red]

uh, because you guys are all the same.

"you stereotyping me??!"

actually yes. yes i am.

"i work hard for what i have, i work hard for these true religions."

quiet laugh.

[he was actually wearing true religions in the most terrible light shade.]

yaaaaa, you are different. Nothing like those douches.

then he grinned.

and showed me this youtube video on his Iphone.

"You talking about people like this?? Ya, they ARE funny."

Yes, yes you are.