just dont do it. dont. please. stop. ok?

i decided im going to start telling the world things they ought to know.
[not that these are at all based on current personal experiences... .. .]
number one.
airheads give you bad breath.
im sure you didnt notice as a kid. you loved those rediculously sugary candy. i love the white ones. i mean, they are freakin' Mystery flavored!! Anyway. little did you know, they make your mouth smell wretched. and not like ew i have a bad taste in my mouth only i can taste and im slightly paranoid. smell like, you and your sister ate them during a basketball game and your mom wont talk to you untill you chew mints to make the smell dissapear. and 6 mints later you still reek. not that it is from personal experience.
numero dos.
dont get tricked by your siblings into doing their homework. i know that you are really smart and know everything just like i do, but there is no reason why you should do most of your sister's research and essay outline for her.
but i felt so smart.....
THREEE!
oooo. i think ill read slumdog millionaire. the movie won a million acadamy awards [get it, million?? hhahaa, ok i dont think you can even consider that a joke.] anyway. everyone assured me they didnt know why the movie was rated 'restricted', maybe some swear words or something added in the movie for more effect, and some poverty shown- maybe a scene of violence. uh.....excuse me? the book was something alright. if you think its cool to read about men molesting boys and stuff like that [ i dont even feel appropriate typing that.] oh, but it was happy when he fell in love with the prostitute.....



not that there was any sarcasm in me when i wrote this, forgive meee, its 1:30 AM.