cabbage

i have discovered the secret to job interviews.

i have always thought i was GREAT at interviews. i talked as slow as i possibly could, said really logical things, and acted really mature.

and never got the job.

so.... it turns out...

if you talk in circles really fast and say a bunch of things that dont super[ly] make sense, they dont question you and just give you the job.

either because they think you are really smart, or because they are scared of you.

or desperate.

anyway. so much for talking slow, im just talking fast fasttttt fasstttt from now on.

jokes. oh yeah, and i totally just blogged again. yeah, i know.

Hi, and Bye.

I swore off blogging/er/spot/ whatever.
But then I caved in.
i caaaaaved innn.

Jk i didnt. I am so over blogging. but im still tumblring.
http://christenelovesinternets.tumblr.com
so if you wanna see lame things i post and blurbs [hahaha blurb] of odd thoughts, that is your place. Im going to keep my ideas private for now. but maybe in the future i will blog again.

maybe when im a mom and want to share all my meals and baby puke stories.
[ha notttt]

ksee ya!


and maybe ill keep blogstalking you, and maybe i WONT.

i watched all of season 1 of buffy the vampire slayer.

things i think are funny:
*people who wear ironic tshirts, but they wear them seriously. which i suppose makes them not ironic. just embarrassing. [well.. most ironic tshirts are just embarrassing no matter what.] the voices in my head...
*that britney spears is still making music. terrible, terrible music....
*the word 'obvi,' which is obvi not a word, just an abbreviation-
*that there are nc-17 movies on netflix [ok. not funny, more disturbed.]

things i really like:
*these new rad tissues my ma bought me with vicks in them.
*microwave kettlecorn
*the wallpaper on my phone.

things that creep me out:
*facebook
*when i accidentally get perfume up my nose


im baaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkk

synonym for witty

Synonyms: amusing, bright, brilliant, campy, crazy, diverting, droll, entertaining, epigrammatic, facetious, fanciful, gay, humorous, ingenious, intelligent, jocose, jocular, joshing, keen, lively, original, penetrating, piercing, piquant, quick-witted, ridiculous, scintillating, screaming, slapstick, sparkling, waggish, whimsical

... campy?

hahahaha!

sometimes, i internet fall in love with people.

on that note, im really ready for 2011, and in that year maybe i will blog more. because its not that i dont have the time...
i just fail to write down my ideas. and i would not be doing myself a favor if i did not type out my ideas. for myself. [mostly because my handwriting is terrible the older i get and i dont know if i will even be able to read it in a year. but i should work on that for my school notes.....]

and yes, im going back to school in the winter. heyyyyyaaa

Indoor Camping

The other day I turned on 2 fans and opened my window. It was pretty chilly outside, but I just love the feeling of being cold. I bundled up in 4 comforters and was surrounded by pillow. oh dear. I love pillows. Outside it smelled smokey. As I was laying there, trying to sleep, I could only think of one thing.

This is like... Indoor Camping!

There are very few things I enjoy about camping. Mostly I wish I could incorperate everything I want into a perfect camping experience. I love the feeling of my face being cold and the fresh air outside. I like the smell of outside. Basically, the only thing I really like about camping is that it is outside. I always wish I had at least 5 blankets and a nice mattress under me. I wish I could be somewhere free of ticks. Other than that- I would just love camping.

And I basically slept as good as I would have if I was camping- meaning I woke up probably at 4:30 am. And that, to me, is camping.

Ok. It may not sound even close to camping. But at 2 am, it felt like it.