Wednesday, April 21, 2010

ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE IM YELLING, DUH.

OHHAITHURRRRRR
100TH POST!!!!!! THIS IS QUITE THE EVENT.
AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING MEMORABLE ABOUT THIS.
EXCEPT, TUMBLR OWNS MY LYFE
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AND I LOVE PUNS TODAY SO LEAVE ME A GOOD PUN JOKE IN A COMMENT.
PLZ.
THX.
BAI.

a blog in which i name drop. A LOT.

i am going to tell you all my crushes for as long as i remember. because right now that sounds really funny.
maybe not funny not a 3:30 am

[p.s. i have had more crushes than this, but these are the ones that were the most memorable ]

Christoper. K-3rd grade.
Alex. 4th grade- 21 years old. early 21, mind you.
Curtis, Paul, and every other boy in 6th grade
James. in 7th grade wanted to go out with me but i said no. what was i thinking?!!? i liked him...
Jesse. he was so dreamy. i wouldnt wear a sweatshirt to school because i knew he would always let me wear his.
Josh was a senior and let me wear his lettermans jacket. he was on the water polo team.
Jordan, was in middle school and i was in high school. [well i would have been in middle school if i lived in utahhhs...]
John was my first wild boy crush and my first huge heartbreak. damn you, john bell.
Logan was the first boy i ever held hands with.
Spencer, bless your heart if you read this, i was in love with you. you were so asian.
Stephen will forever be the boy of my dreams and i owe a lot of the way i think to him. he probably has no clue about this. that is embarrassing. he was also exceptionally handsome.
Mystery Facebook boy, i know your name but i refuse to admit it. I talked to you at the library one time. You were my first hipster crush.
Daren- and then we got engaged years later, then you married a girl ] very soon after i dumped you. someone wanted to get married.
Cody was black and i liked him. we met at a byu dance. i did not just admit that.
i really cant remember any names of crushes from mid 2007 to mid 2008....
Kenton had earrings and tattoos.
Brennan was and forever will be probably the biggest joke of my dating life.
Matt let me kiss him at his california mansion, but not really because i have never kissed a boy before.
and now we are to april 2010. and i have a crush on evvverryyy boyyyyy

i hope i did not forget you.
i cant believe i just said all that.

and then here is my celebrity crush because everyone knows how much i want to date the not celebrity version of michael cera.



Wednesday, April 14, 2010

who needs $k00l

I hate school. I hate papers. And I don’t think my intelligence should be measured on whether I can please some teacher with idiotic papers and memorizing facts. I feel more stupid because of school. I have learned how to bill $|-|!+ my way out of papers, and cram facts into my head for tests, only to forget the information as fast as I remembered it.

Thank you college for providing me with the tools for a bright and useful future.